February 2012
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Funny conversation with my therapist
Me: I have a paper due Wednesday.
Her: How long and on what?
Me: Five pages on what factors influence our identity.
Her: Oh, so you can BS that in, what, an hour? Maybe two?
I need to either add a lining or weights to this...
Blogging ELLE: Because I'm bored.
February 2012
Started: 5:30-ish (I actually thought about doing this after I started reading it).
Scene: My bed, listening to Senses Fail, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Korn, etc.
Reason: I found a tutorial for making a bowl from a magazine. My friend jus gave me two copies of Elle (Feb. and Jan. 2012) and March 2012’s Cosmopolitan
Thoughts 5:30-5:40:
Table of contents on page 51? Um,...
Your work's cut out for you.
shitmystudentswrite:
It is not possible to prove to someone the existence of God if he first doesn’t accept the existence of God.
The fallacy of begging the question. :) This kid is smart.
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The ultimate coincidence:
Listening to “Last Resort” be Papa Roach when you find out a dormmate committed suicide.
When total strangers are taking pictures in...
laugh-addict:
OH MY GOD. I DID THIS TODAY. OH MY GOD. except i did a half pedo smile..
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
Laugh a little :): Could you imagine Albus Potter... →
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‘Dad, I’m…gay.’
‘Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay. And he was the wisest man I’ve ever…
Shalom, motherf*ckers
shitmystudentswrite:
Our house was a constant target for drive-by shootings and mazel tov cocktails.
Oh my God I just imagined my last math teacher saying this. Fucking HYSTERICAL.
